In the last year, parenting has come on like a trainwreck to the head, but after surpassing the milestone of Zuul’s first birthday on the 5th of this month, I am really settling into the whole offspring and father parenthood thing nowadays. I like having my son around. He runs to me and grabs my leg smiling and laughing while I write at the computer. He happily does top speed circles round and round the furniture in the round house, giggling and talking with the dog. He does this strange sort of snorting, crinkled nose smiling, huffing and puffing thing - cute as fuck, but odd nonetheless.
And sometimes he even sighs big deep sighs. I consider for a moment what possibly could a one year old have to sigh about?
no se.
Zuul Alexander Hardy is a stubby, smilin’ little freak of a machine buzzing around the house all day shittin’ n’ playin’.
He is funny, silly, smart, and strange and I love that in people. And I live with the guy!!! what more?
Future atypical gushiness that I may offer in these pages about my kids… wait. I just wrote a sentence with the phrase, ‘my kids’ in it. That is the first time. holy shit! My kids. I have kids - well one… and another ‘in transit’. But jesus I have kids! That’s crazy shit from where I’m standing.
give me a minute here…
ok. what now, gushiness right - yeah, well any atypical gushiness and/or hard bitten truth about parenting and kids found in future pages here is not meant to offend, simply to warn of… I mean share, my nightmarish…ly happy parenting stories with others before it’s too late… for them to, uh. Conceive?
Posted on Thursday, November 16th, 2006 at 12:16 am
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November 19th, 2006 at 7:49 am
Swannyfuckingdude;
I know you love yer kid ‘n all, but is it absofuckinglutely necessary to swear so fucking much in a fucking beautiful post about fucking fatherhood ferfucksake?
I mean, come the fuck on, dude, ferfucksake! The goddamn fucking kid and fucking potential fucking clients are going to fucking read this one day, ferfucksake! I’m fucking cool with it but someone else might fucking perceive this fucking thing as vulfuckinggar.
Pleasefucking edit this fucking shit filled fucking post. Prudes might fucking find it fucking offfuckingfensive, ferfucksake.
Paulfuck, fuck.
November 19th, 2006 at 10:54 pm
dearest paulfuck,
The fluids in your head might be a bit low from too much work on freeloaders websites, as I count exactly zero fucks in my fatherhood post and only two little shits… heck Zuul lays out more than that in an afternoon! The only other fuck is in the OJ piece and, well… that’s messed up shit there - guy basically guilty of murdering his ex-wife and her lover writing a book on how he would kill them if he wanted to. I think one or two America the weird expletives are in order there… OJ Simpson kills his wife and then later writes a book about it. Ouch, America. Ouch.
November 23rd, 2006 at 11:56 pm
Point taken. I’ll shut up now. Ferfucksake, fuck.
BTW: You have the cutest kid in the world!
I SWEAR IT WASN’T ME!
December 10th, 2006 at 10:10 pm
There is a new movie out made by an independent producer called “The F-word” which recounts the history of this very special word. Check it out! If there is a sequel, maybe Swanny can get a part…
Paul, you sound fun! Just missed you last year. Hope to meet you soon.