Hello All;
Whilst melting in the 90+ degree heat and 100% humidity down there in paradise, my underarms and clothing suffered tremendously.
Seems I’ve had a lifelong medical condition that is somewhat perplexing… …as it turns out - only my right armpit smells. And, it seems it has also picked up the smell-slack for the left one.
To combat this, I have continued to use my favorite deodorant (Degree for Men), and it works for about an hour or two, then, it’s back to my private public ballet of maneuvers that allow me to function somewhat normally without raising my right arm in public as not to release the toxic fumes and cause widespread destruction…
I mentioned this in Luna’s presence while down there, and she quite emphatically said (something to the effect of): Don’t you know that deodorant CAUSES your armpits to smell? Try using Baking Soda - there’s some in the shower.”
Well, being the empiricist that I am, I did my experiment and tried it out. It worked. Thanks Luna.
But then, once home, I got back into the mainstream brainwashing and quickly reverted to old commercialized habits, and started using the Degree again. But this time… the smell was reaching gas-masktic proportions. The situation came to a crescendo whilst I was making love to an ex-friend’s ex-wife. In the heat of the moment I had to raise my right arm… and KAPOWEE!!!! The bomb was released. We were both hit with it - and by the look on her face - I new we’d stay “just friends”.
So, in the aftermath of this devastatingly embarrassing event, I remembered Luna’s sage advice, and thought I’d try her chemical concoction again. THIS TIME, I had a new approach that would satisfy my commercialized habits.
Here it is… I am sharing this with the world…
But be warned - it takes a wee bit of getting used to…
RECIPE FOR OLFACTORY SUCCESS:
First, I use the baking soda as prescribed by Luna while in the shower - BUT THEN - once I have dried myself off, I take a small amount of NaHCO 3 (baking soda), put a few drops of water in it to make a very fine paste (ummm… VERY fine), then spread that on as deodorant.
Yes, it is initially like sandpaper. But within minutes, once dry, you forget it’s there. And it works wonders. I mean, it’s not like it reduced any odors, it ELIMINATED ALL TRACES OF THEM. I can even lick my right armpit now without fear of death. (Not that that’s a habit, just another empirical test.)
So, thanks Luna!!! I look forward to more sage advice from the Caribbean Goddess.
Posted on Wednesday, December 6th, 2006 at 9:42 am
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December 6th, 2006 at 11:50 am
Hey Paul!
I am happy it worked out good!
You can also use it as an Aura cleansing when you feel that the people around are draining you, or too much negativism, etc. Use it as a soap to wash all your body from head to feet while manifesting positive thots and expelling the bad, after this you wash your body with the juice of 7 lemons, and clear with water. It is wonderful the change you can feel. Your path opens again. I don’t see the need to hire “professional” healers since who can channel with more desire the best of the universal blessings for you than yourself? Unless of course the person is too sick or weak (physically or spiritually) to do it by themselves?
Sending you a HUGE GIGANTIC ULTRA tight hug Luna
PS: Did you start planning 2007 trip here? Is only 4 month til april! Jensen Blu is going to be here on march 25th, can’t wait to see you again!